hookedonsemiotics asked: What kind of bourbon are you drinking? what is the best bourbon? which is better, bourbon or scotch? do you think it's a good idea to drink bourbon while eating those lemon-flavored cough drops with the menthol in them? what's the most revolutionary bourbon? what's the least revolutionary drink? do you like turtles?

I AM DRINKING BULLEIT AND IT IS MY FAVORITE BOURBON. Then, Old Grand-dad cause it’s cheap and good. I also like Maker’s. I actually don’t like scotch it tastes like burnt meat. Probably shouldn’t drink bourbon with lemon cough drops cause it’s cheating. The most revolutionary is probably Grand-dad cause no one gives the dude credit but he will sneak up on you like a motherfucker and make you a body without organs. The least revolutionary drink is probably any kind of flavored vodka, but straight Russian vodka might be more revolutionary than bourbon because you have to battle the chaos. Turtles are pretty cool but they are also prehistoric and kind of scary to me with their beaks.

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3. hookedonsemiotics said: MAKER’S MARK SUCKS SO HARD OMG WHYYYYY agreed on Old Grand-Dad though and fuck flavored vodka and yeah turtles are weird, I prefer tortoises because they seem more majestic
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